Gentle News Live

The site is in flux, and will surely soon be purtier than ever. We’ll be resuming broadcast, after over 2 years, this coming Monday, September 29. We’ll do it live (is there any other way), but this time with movin’ pitchers over at Ustream! Tune in at 8:31PM Central. Football is for lamers. And blind people.

Here’s a little bonus we never did post, I don’t think. A listener noticed there was a word used more frequently than any other on the show. It’s not “titties,” it’s not “shit,” and it’s not “badger.” Check it:

TGN’s favorite word

We’re on a bit of a summer hiatus. We will have prior episodes uploaded soon. Stay tuned for the announcement of our triumphant return. Jackass.

This was, by far, my favorite episode yet. I don’t know what it was about tonight’s show that made it so special, but we just seemed very “on” for most of the hour. Someone should make up a goofy little cartoon using barbies and/or video game characters and use the dialog from this show. Post it on YouTube and hose our server. Then we’d really know we’ve arrived.

Here’s what I remember from tonight’s hilarious affair:

• Jim still doesn’t know the difference between left and ahead
• We complete a successfully badger-free show
• Some anonymous schmuck thinks Jim’s Canadian wife and Farris’ Texan wife sound the same
• Jim gets screwed out of a piece of the Vonage IPO pie, and it’s all his Canadian wife’s fault
• Listeners agree that Corn Mo is amazing
• Tori Amos has a very intriguing effect on Corn Mo’s physiology
• Farris has a somewhat irrational disdain for Utilikilts
• Farris & B’s cats give them a glimpse of the weird shit their future children will do
• 9 O’Clock Knockers bears its first actual fruit
• Do NOT, under any circumstances, go to black eddie doht kahm
• We learn the true definition of a miserable person
• Some aussie calls in with his commendably eloquent ebonics
• Farris is inducted into the FIOS Fraternity
• Stump the Farris may be dead as we know it
• Someones television smells funny

Steal This File:

• Episode 27, Spirit of Corn Mo

TWBFMFEY.

• Farris and B Purple become Mr. & Mrs. Purple Goldstein
• Fresh Prince comes back from the dead
• Free iPod, no catch!

Have it, please:

• Episode 26, Bam-a-lam!

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